Is the Burger King mascot a pedophile?

It wasn’t long ago that the Sir Mix-a-lot tune “Baby Got Back” was banned from MTV.

But these days, your kids can shake their ass on TV as long as it is blocked by a square object inserted in the back of the pants.

New Burger King commercial for a cheaper kids meal… appropriate?

Rumor has it that if you eat enough of it, your ass will actually turn square. A very large, mushy square.